Differences Between You and Your Boss:
When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only
When doing something without being told, you're
When your boss does the same thing, that's
When you take a stand, that's being bull-headed.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
When you overlook a rule of etiquette,you're being
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being
When you please your boss, you're apple polishing.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being
When you're out of the office, you're wandering
When you're boss is out of the office, he's on
When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very
When you apply for leave, you must be going for an
When your boss applies for leave, it's because